Because we are...

If you kiss her, you are not a gentlemen

If you don't you're not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

if you dont, you are good for nothing

If you are agree to all her likes, you are a crimp

if you dont you are not understanding

If you visit her often she thinks you are boring

if you dont, she accused you of double crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

if you dont you are a dull boy

If you are jealous she says it is bad

if you dont she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance she says you didnt respect her

if you dont she thinks you dont like her

If you are a minute late she complains its hard to wait

if she is late, she says thats the girls way

If you fail to help her crossing the streets you lack ethics

if you do, she thinks its just one of men's tactics of seduction

If you are staring at another woman, she accuses you of flirting

if she stared by another men, she says that they are just admiring

if she talks she wants you to listen

if you listen she wants you to talk

So simple yet so complex

so weak yet so powerful

So confusing yet so desirable

so damning yet so wonderful women!...